#FIGHTER PILOT NAMES DRIVER#

#FIGHTER PILOT NAMES DRIVER#

Instructor said, “He’s a f cking caveman!”.Ĭaptain – F-16 Driver in Japan – real name was James KirkĬhocks – F-16 pilot started taxying before the chocks were removedĬOOTS – Constantly Over-emphasizes Own Tactical SignificanceĬypher – Broke through radio interference on a training flight.ĭD – Dead Dave – Was actually clinically dead during water training accident… recovered of course.ĭice – Pilot who takes chances and has come close to being shot down on many occasionsĭino – An NFO from EA-6 days, this young lady had a habit of talking really, really fast and in a high pitched voice whenever she got even a little excited. After sleeping outside in the spilling rain and freezing cold, he woke quite rested. The c/s stuck.Ĭaveman – During CAF survival training, guy enjoyed the worst of weather.

Needless to say, there were guts all over the runway and they had to close it for half an hour to clean-up.īeagle – Kept ‘bouncing around’ on landings like an excited beagle puppy.īerlin – Taxied his aircraft into a wall while making a turn.īlaze – Caught on fire in the base kitchenīurbank – New F/A-18 driver shows up at first squadron and says “Hi, I’m Hollywood” Experienced pilots taken aback by Topgun wannabe declare, you’re no Hollywood, more like Burbank. Thus “Apex”, after the Soviet AA-7 missile.īaldy Laughlin 1993: Female student married a classmate who got Vipers (F-16 aka “Lawn Dart”) BALD-D: Bangs A Lawn Dart Driverīambi – This pilot, who is now flying F-15s at Tyndall, hit a pregnant deer with his nosegear while taking off in a T-38 at Columbus. However, he insisted on aggressively shooting at his fellow classmates and screwing up their intercepts. After the first day, everybody just called him Alphabet.Īpex – During F-16 FWIC, this guy was supposed to be a docile Red Air target for his fellow studs trying to pass the intercepts phase. He was an engineer though, not a pilot – hence the fix part…Īlphabet, There was a new guy in the squadron by the name of Varsonofy Krestovozdvizhensky.

Air-Fix – Pretty vain and looked like a model apparently… i.e.

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